Times have changed...
they really have. Posted here instead of on my blog because it's not very grandparents-friendly, and is pretty much only for Oxford people to laugh at...

10 April 2004:

Dave just said I was oblivious to the innuendo...

(because his: so how many other times ahve I failed to notice?
Dave: um... 2 or 3, I think
Dave: it's not like I'm filling the conversation with innuendo or anything
(because his: not too bad, then :)
(because his: heh no
Dave: you're obviously just too innocent to take things the wrong way
(because his: is that a compliment?
(because his: either way, it's true. I alternate between being glad and being annoyed
Dave: yeah, I suppose so
Dave: it's also a shocking double-entendre, but there you go...
(because his: lol, I give up
(because his: finding them, that is
Dave: heh heh
Dave: to be honest, it's nice to speak to someone who isn't sniggering and thinking "heh heh - penis" all the time
(because his: good :)
(because his: wonder if I'll ever reach that stage...
Dave: make sure to tell me if you ever do...

...amazing, isn't it.